
An article earlier this week in The Daily Toreador, the student newspaper of Texas Tech University, starts up innocently enough an like any number of articles we’ve perused in these pages, especially those times we’ve roamed the United Kingdom exploring the blight of discarded gum. It’s no different in Texas: gum causes problems when it’s thrown away. Here’s how the article begins:
Chewing gum: Most folks probably don’t realize it, but there are strings attached to the stuff.
If anybody knows just how sticky the gum situation can be, it’s Charles Leatherwood.
Leatherwood, senior superintendent for the university’s grounds maintenance department, said the sidewalks around the Student Union Building are most littered with discarded gum.
“We go over there with pressure washers, razor blade scrapers and things like that,” he said. “It’s about $600 dollars worth of labor (each time grounds workers clean the areas around the SUB). You’ll see it all around campus, but it’s really bad around the SUB. I don’t understand that. We have lots of trash receptacles, cigarette urns - I mean there are plenty of places to put it other than on the ground.”
Fair enough, and we’ve advised elsewhere that gum belongs in one of two places: your mouth or the garage tin (can).But The Daily Toreador does not stop there. It invokes the Mayo Clinic, suggesting that you don’t have to spit out your gum, you can swallow it (with yucky, but predictable end results), it chats up an associate professor named Lee Cohen who talks about the history of gum research, especially as its related to reducing tension and helping people stop smoking and Matt McGowan, who wrote the article, also talks to a local dental hygienist in Lubbock, who reviews the dangers of chewing sugared gum, the possible benefits of chewing sugar free, and closes by noting that “You don’t have to chew gum. It’s not going to help you if you don’t. It’s not going to hurt you if you don’t.”
You’ll want to read the whole article yourself, trust us. You can find it here, complete with a sidebar from the National Association of Chewing Gum Manufacturers, including facts about the first patent on gum, William Wrigley, Jr.’s role in the history of gum (massive, as noted elsewhere in this blog, and not just because his company makes the Official Gum™ for Gum Guy), the emergence of bubble gum trading cards, why bubblegum itself is pink and tips on removing chewing gum from your hair.
Like we said, read it. It may be the only article about chewing gum that you’ll ever need.